ye ya'ru ye tuti mia're ba'za'r befruwe. maEreke migire, be mardom
mige: "in tuti candin zaba'ne beynolmelali balade. pa'ye ra'stewo bekewi,
ingilisi harf mizane, pa'ye capewo bekewi, fara'nsavi harf mizane."
ye nafar az tuye jamE miporse: "age dota' pa'ha'wo bekewi ci?"
tutiye mige: "xob mixoram zamin, ola'q."
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ye kure ye rande tu xia'bun peyda' mikone, dast mikewe ruw, mige: "in certoperta' ciye nevewtan?"
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se nafar mixa'stan hokm ba'zi konan pa'ye ca'ha'rom nada'wtan. yekiwun
mige: "asqar boro sare kuce, bebin kesiro peyda' mikoni."
asqare mire dame panjere, mibine ye armaniye va'ssa'de sare ca'ha'rra',
ye dassewam tu jibe walva'rewe. da'd mizane: "a'qa', ba'zi mikoni?"
mige: "na ba'ba', da'ra'm mixa'runa'm."
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ye ya'ru mixa'ste be rafiqew ya'd bede a'dam cetor ba' zanew rafta'r mikone: "bia' berim xunamun, newunet bedam a'dam cetori az zanew zahre cewm migire."
mibaretew xune, zanewo seda' mikone, ye cake a'bda'r mizane tu guwe
zane, mige: "to hulu xordi?"
zanew mige: "na va'lla'."
ye cake dige: "duruq nagu, hulu xordi."
zanew: "na be xoda', naxordam."
ya'ru ye cake dige mizane, dolla' miwe zamin ye haste hulu barmida're, mige: "xordi, inam hassaw."
rafiqew xowew mia'd, ya'ru ro mibare xuneye xodew, zanewo seda'
mikone, taq mizane tu guwew, mige: "zan ja'n, to hava'peyma' xordi?"
zane mige: "na va'lla', man hava'peyma'm koja' bud."
ye cake dige, taq: "duruq nagu, hava'peyma' xordi."
ya'ru mikewetew kena'r, mige: "a'xe qorbunet beram, ba'ha'nam mixa'y begiri, ye ba'ha'neye dorost hesa'bi begir, hava'peyma' xordi ciye dige?"
rafiqew mige: "na june to xorde, midunam, xalaba'newam zire taxt bud."
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ye torke mireh sa'ndevicforuwi migeh:
- "ye sa'ndevice sosis bedeh boxorim!"
foruwandeh migeh:
- "bebinam to torki?"
- "az koja' fahmidi?"
- "xob az lahjat maElumeh digeh."
torke asaba'ni miweh mireh birun. woruE mikoneh tamrin kardan ke lahjawo az dast bedeh. baad az se sa'l tamrine waba'neruz belaxare lahjawo dorost mikoneh va dobareh mireh tu hamun maqa'zehe, migeh:
- "ye sa'ndevice sosis bedeh boxorim!"
- "bebinam to torki?"
- "ha'la' digeh az koja' fahmidi?"
- "axe inja' pa'rce foruwiye marde hesa'bi."
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dar sarba'zxuneh ettefa'q ofta'd.
sarhang: "esmet ciyeh?"
sarba'z: "mammad."
sarhang: "in ciyeh dasset?"
sarba'z: "tofangeh."
sarhang: "tofangeh? in mamlekateteh, in a'beruteh, in zendegiteh,
in Sarafeteh, in xa'hareteh, in ma'dareteh."
sarba'z: "baleh qorba'n."
sarhang: "esmet ciyeh?"
sarba'z: "wabun."
sarhang: "in ciyeh dasset?"
sarba'z: "xa'r ma'dare mammadeh."
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wabun bimox: "asqar?"
asqar qa'tel: "ha'n?"
wabun bimox: "limu par da'reh?"
asqar qa'tel: "na."
wabun bimox: "pas messe inke man qana'rito celundam tu ca'yim."
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ye doxtar o pesare a'lma'ni rafte budan tehra'n. ye ruz tu ma'win gire pa'sda'ra' miyoftan. az ham joda'wun mikonan va woruE mikonan soa'l kardan. yeki az pa'sda'ra' pa'sporta'wuno migireh mireh ye guweh. pa'sporte doxtararo nega'h mikoneh, tuw nevewte budeh: "Bundesrepublik Deutschland".
mixuneh: "buuuunnn dess reeepuub lik dooo ." velew mikoneh mireh sareh pa'sporte
pesareh: "buuuunnn dess reeepuub lik"
da'd mizaneh be refiqew migeh: "asqar velewun kon, xa'har bara'daran."
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ye ja'hele va'sta'de budeh loxt jeloye a'yineh be dudulew niga'h mikardeh. be zanew migeh: "bah bah, jama'lewo, ageh do sa'nt bozorgtar bud digeh wa'he farang budam."
zanew migeh: "ageh do sa'nt kuciktar bud ke malakeye farang budi."
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ma'dar be doxtar: "moqeike ba' duste pesaret miri birun hamiwe donge xodeto bedeh. har ci pulew wod to ham nesfewo bedeh ke xiya'lha'ye bixodi nakoneh."
baEd az ra'ndevuye avval.
ma'dar: "xob ci wod?"
doxtar: "raftim sinama'. xeyli esra'r kard vali man pule bilite xodamo da'dam."
baEd az ra'ndevuye dovvom.
ma'dar: "indafe cetor bud?"
doxtar: "ba' ham raftim resturant har ka'ri kard man naza'wtam va nesfe pulo da'dam."
baEd az ra'ndevuye sevvom.
ma'dar: "cetor wod?"
doxtar: "in dafe bara'm ye hadiyeh a'vordeh bud. ba'z kardam didam ye sa'ate qawangeh. manam didam un behem ye sa'at dadeh, manam raftam nim sa'at behew da'dam."
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