Az yeh torke sare kela'se engelisi miporsand keh ba' kalamehe Kiristal yek jomleh besa'z.
Torke migeh (My kir is ta'l)
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Yek mardi mireh piweh doktore jara'h va migeh doktor jon man xa'yeh dard da'ram. doktor a'nha'ra' moa'ieneh mikoneh va be parastare migeh in taraf xa'ieha'yaw gandideh va baiad a'nha'ra' avazaw konim boro dota' cise wabih beh xa'ieh peida' kon bia'r ta' ja'ieh a'nha' begoza'rim. Parasta'reh mireh va dota' pia'z mya'reh va doktore a'nha'ra' ja'yeh xa'ieha' migoza'rad va bad az modati mia'd piwe doktore va tawakor mikoneh.
doktor migeh keh aslan mowkeli nada'ri?
Marde mige na vali harvaqt a'b guwt mibinam kiram ra'st miwe va har vaqt ewwba'zi mikonam beja'i inkeh az kiram a'b biya'd az cewmam a'b miya'd.
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yek ja'hel mia'd a'mrica. har ci donba'le duste doxtar migawt peyda' nemikard. dustew behew mige bara'ye inke duste doxtar peyda' koni ba'yad beri kena're darya' va ma'yo bepuwi va dar ma'yot yek sib zamini beza'ri, qol midam hame doxtara' mia'n soraqet. ja'hele ma'yo mipuwe mire kena're darya' va yek sib zamini ham miza're tuyeh ma'yow, vali hame behew mixandidand. az dustew miporseh pas ci wod, dustew mige a'xe da'wam sib zamini ra' ba'yad jelo beza'ri na powt.
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Yek baceye 5 sa'le ba' ba'ba'w be hamum mire.
Dastew ra' ruye alate tanasolie ba'baw miza're va miporse: Ba'ba', Ba'ba', in esmew cie?
Ba'ba'w java'b mide: Pesaram in esmew dudule.
Bace mige: Ah, ah, ce esme kiri'i da're!
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yek ja'hel raft mehmuni. dar mehmuni vaqti ke ba' yek doxtare xowgel da'wt miraqsid az doxtare porsid xa'nom woma' cera' inqadr dahanet bu mide. doxtare java'b da'd ke emruz dandunsa'zi budam va doctor tuye dahanam pol goza'wte. ja'hele mige xob begu dige, hatman yeki rafteh zire pol rideh.
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be yek turkeh migan keh a'qa' woma' baladi gita'r bezani?
turkeh java'b mideh: vola'h bandeh ke xair, ama' yek bara'dar da'ram ke un ham balad nist bezaneh!!
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Ye roz ye ira'ni va ye a'mrika'i tuye sahra gom wode bodand. Az bika'ri hosele'won sar mire va tasmim migirand ke ye ha'li be ham dige bedand.Qara'r miwe ke a'mrika'iye aval woro kone. Bad az ye cand daqiqe ira'nye dardew migire, dad mizane :ya isa. A'mrikaye conke masihi bod vojdanew na'ra'ht miwe va cand sa'niye estera'hat mikone.Ira'niye har vaqt dardew migereft in ka'ro mikard. Bad az modati nobate ira'niye miwe ke ha'l kone. A'mrikaye ye modat tahamol mikone ,vali dige xeili dardew gerefte bud.Ba xodew fekr mikone va mige ira'niha' wiye mazhab hastand, age begam ya' ali ya'ro waya'd ye kam yavaw'tar bekone. A'mrika'ye boland da'd mizane: ya' ali .
Ira'niye java'b mide : ali ya'ret.
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yek ba'r yek turke ba' yek nafar dava'w miwe, hamintor ke da'wtand be hamdigar fohw mida'dand taraf be turke mige "manzuret cie" turke mige, man zuram cie, to zuret cie?
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yek ruz yek zaneh bace da'r baqal sava're otobus miwe. ra'nande otobus ta' baceye zaneh ra' mibine mige, ce bace bi rixti, man tu omram bace be in zewti nadideh budam. zaneh ba' asaba'niat belitaw ra midahad be ra'nandeh va mire miwineh. mardi ke baqal daste zane newasteh bud az zane miporse, xa'har cera' na'rahati. zane migeh ke ra'nande otobus be man tohin kard. marde mige ke ra'nande otobus ka'rmande dolateh va ma'ha ba'j midim, va ra'nandeh haq nadareh tohin kone. zane mige, rast migi man miram va be ra'nande migam ke mazerat bexa'd. marde mige a're xa'har boro behew begu, meimunet ham bede ta' miri man bara't negah mida'ram.
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yek ruz do ta' ja'hel az baqale yek church rad miwodand. yekiwun mige beza'r beram be gona'hanam etera'f konam. mire dar ota'qe etera'f va kewiw azew miporse, pesaram che gonahi kardi. jahele mige xeja'lat mikewam begam. kewiw mige, a'ya' ba' zane sare xia'bun xabidi, ja'hele mige na. kewiwe mige a'ya' ba' zani ke dar xia'bune baqali miwine xabidi, ja'hele mige na, kewiw mige, a'ya' ba' zane hasan a'qa' xa'bidi, jahele mige na. kewiwe xaste miwe mige boro birun a'qa' naxa'stim etera'f koni. ja'hele mire birun va dustew azew miporse, xob ci wod etera'f kardi. ja'hele mige na, vali to namiri cand ta a'drese jadid gir a'vordam.
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