YEK RUZI YEK JA'HEL MIREH HAMUM OMOMY VA DAR IN HAMUM YEK TUTI BUDEH KE HARF MIZADEH.
TUTIEH KE TIQ RO DASTE DALA'K MIBINEH MIGEH : KE BEPA' NABORI BEPA NABORI......
JA'HEL E KE ASEBA'NI MIWE MIGE KE TUTY RO BEFRESTID HAMUME ZANA'NEH.
TUTIEH RO KE MIBARAND HAMUM ZANA'NEH MIGEH KE: DIDI BORIDI DIDI BORIDI......
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Ma'dari baceaw ra' bara'ye a'va'lin ba'r borde bud ba' xodaw be hamma'm. Bace'he ke bara'ye avalin ba'r kose ma'daraw ra' did xeili tarsid va woru kard be gerye kardan.Ma'daraw goft cizi nist gerye nakon azizam in jarue
bace hamintor ke gerye mikard porsid pas dastaw ku?
mada're goft amma'n az daste to baceye fozul, dastaw piwe ba'bate wab bara'm mia're.
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yek rawtie raft xa'neaw va ye dozd ra' did. dozd fara'r kard va rawtie donba'law david. Doid va doid va doid ta' az dozde gelo zad.
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Yek doxtari ke beka'ratew ro az dast da'deh budeh mixa'steh ezdeva'j kone. be ma'manew mozu ro mige va az un komak mixa'd.
Ma'darew behew migeh: ka'ri nada're, moqei ke xast wab bekone, ye duneh goje farangi beza'r la'ye pa'ha't.
doxtare in ka'r ro mikone va pas inkeh woharew ka'rew ro anja'm mideh, gojehe leh wodaro mizare ba'la'ye taqce. nesfe-wab, marde gorosne miwe, va pa' mi we gojeh ro mixore.
Sob doxtare ke pa' miweh mibineh gojeh nist, xeili na'ra'hat miwe va mireh piwe ma'ma'new va da'sta'n ro behew mige.
Ma'dare behew mige: aslan na'ra'hat naba'w, shabe arusiye man ba' ba'ba't, ba'ba't Hendeva'neh (watermelon)xord.
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Seta' xa'nom ba'ham sohbat mikardand. Yeki azun yeki porsid:Woharat tora' wabi cand ba'r mikoneh?
goft wabi dah ba'r, tora' ci?
goft mano wabi pa'nzdah ba'r.
Bad un dota az un xa'nom porsidand,
goft woharam mano haftehi yek ba'r mikoneh AMA' M I K O N E H A' !
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az yek marde pa'kesta'ni (coming from pakistan) miporsand "how do you do( yani ha'le woma' cetori?)
Pa'kesta'ni java'b mideh :" In Pakistan the legs go up first".
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ye ba'ba'i be ye torke migeh a'qa' woma' torkin?
migeh xa'hew mikonam cewma'tun qawang mibineh:)
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ye dafe nesfe wab, rawti e az xa'b pa' miwe mibine doxtarew da're mire birun!
azaw miporse:koja' da'ri miri?
doxtare mige:miram sare powte bum ba pesare hamsa'ye qara'r da'ram!
rawtie mige:xeyle xob ba'ba'! ja'ye dige nari ha'!
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Yek mardi bud zanaw morde bud,se ta' doxtar d'awt,va yek noukar.
Yek ruz doxtarha' az ham porsidand:Kir az ce jens sa'xte wode?
Har koda'm yek cizi goftand,amma' con nemida'nestand goftand ,begza'r kir e noukara ro dast bezanim bebinim az ci sa'xte wode.
Avvali kir e noukara ro gereft ,va be un do ta' goft:Nagoftam,guwtiy e?
Dovvomi goft :Beza'r bebinam.Dast ke zad goft:Na ,qozrufiy e.
Sevvomi goft :Beza'r man ham bebinam.Dast ke ma'lid ,did seft e seft e . Goft:Na, ostoxuniy e.
Tu ye hamin zama'n pesar e ke ha'li be ha'li wode bud,a'bew a'mad, doxtare ye bowqa'b ru miz bud gereft zirew.
Dar ba'z wod pedarewa'n a'mad tu.Did yek bowqa'b ru ye miz e.
Sar e doxtarha' da'd zad o goft:Mage nagoftam,har vaqt toxm e morq mixorid,sefidawo narizin dur.
Bowqa'b ra' barda'wt o sarkewid.
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Yek doxtar e duwize(ba'kere) bima'r wod o mord.U ra' ke dar gur goza'wtand,wab e avval nakir o monker a'madand soraqaw.
Doxtare porsid:To ki hasti?
Avvali pa'sox da'd:Man monkeram.
Doxtare porsid:To ki hasti?
Dovvomi goft :Man Nakiram.
Doxtare gerye ofta'd o goft:Ey ba'ba',In donya' nakir,un donya' nakir,pas kei kir?
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